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Rules & Point System
How the donkfest runs and how the Chief Donkey gets crowned.
Clam Contribution
🦪 40 Clams
Standard tournament clam Contribution.
Standard tournament clam Contribution.
🦪 20 Clams
Emergency Clam Replenishment, for when the river is unkind (it will be).
Emergency Clam Replenishment, for when the river is unkind (it will be).
Formats
Most nights are a standard single tournament. Throughout the season we mix in special formats that change how points are earned:
- Doubles — play in pairs.
- Multi-emergency Clam Replenishment — emergency Clam Replenishment to your heart’s (and wallet’s) content.
- 3× / 4× points — high-stakes nights where the standings can flip.
- Bounties — extra reward for knocking out the marked donkey.
- Special events — because someone always has an idea.
The exact point values are admin-controlled and can change season to season — see the standings legend for the current multipliers.