Gary Scores 4 Points and Walks to His Car With the Quiet Dignity of a Man Who Has Already Made Peace With All of This
Gary finished 15th with 4 points at the June 26 Double Points Night. He walked to his car. His windows went up before our…
Tim: 294 Points, 33-Point Lead Over Second Place, Zero Apologies Issued or Planned
Tim leads the 2026 Flock with 294 points, a 33-point margin over Bish, and an expression that suggests he has done the math and…
The Human Drywall Screw: Understanding Bish
Player Spotlight The Human Drywall Screw: Understanding Bish He builds for a living and demolishes for fun. A field guide to the league’s original…
The Clock Chronicles: Marcel and the Art of the Tank
Player Spotlight The Clock Chronicles: Marcel and the Art of the Tank An original member, a legendary nickname, and the longest decisions in recorded…