NutGas Emergency Ends After Neighborhood Evacuation; Friday Tournament Cleared to Proceed
The NutGas emergency is over. The neighborhood has been reopened, the man in the coconut cup has been removed, and Friday night’s tournament is…
Friday’s Tournament Postponed Following Nut Gas Event in the Bathroom
This Friday's tournament (July 10) is postponed after a Nut Gas Event contaminated the bathroom. A hazmat crew has been dispatched. Play resumes Friday,…
Nut Gas Research Foundation Declares Annual Awareness Month
Breaking News Nut Gas Research Foundation Declares Annual Awareness Month Funding remains at zero dollars. Determination remains at an all-time high. By The PITW…
The Nut Gas Incident: Inside PITW’s Greatest Unsolved Medical Mystery
League Investigation · Cold Case The Nut Gas Incident: Inside PITW’s Greatest Unsolved Medical Mystery Decades later, the science still can’t explain it. The…
From the Commissioner’s Desk: Twenty Years In, We’re Just Getting Started
Commissioner’s Desk From the Commissioner’s Desk: Twenty Years In, We’re Just Getting Started A note from the founder on two decades of donkfests, and…
The Human Drywall Screw: Understanding Bish
Player Spotlight The Human Drywall Screw: Understanding Bish He builds for a living and demolishes for fun. A field guide to the league’s original…
PITW Power Rankings — 2026, Vol. 1
Power Rankings PITW Power Rankings — 2026, Vol. 1 The first rankings of the season. Real ones, fake ones, and the ones that will…
The Clock Chronicles: Marcel and the Art of the Tank
Player Spotlight The Clock Chronicles: Marcel and the Art of the Tank An original member, a legendary nickname, and the longest decisions in recorded…
Advanced Stats: Marland Leads League in Atmospheric Disruption
Advanced Statistics Marland Leads League in Atmospheric Disruption Introducing ADR (Atmospheric Disruption Rating), the metric nobody asked for and everybody needed. By The PITW…
A Brief, Mostly-True History of Poker In The Wood
League History A Brief, Mostly-True History of Poker In The Wood Four friends, one table, and the slow-motion accident that became an institution. By…