NutGas Emergency Ends After Neighborhood Evacuation; Friday Tournament Cleared to Proceed
The NutGas emergency is over. The neighborhood has been reopened, the man in the coconut cup has been removed, and Friday night’s tournament is…
Friday’s Tournament Postponed Following Nut Gas Event in the Bathroom
This Friday's tournament (July 10) is postponed after a Nut Gas Event contaminated the bathroom. A hazmat crew has been dispatched. Play resumes Friday,…
Nut Gas Research Foundation Declares Annual Awareness Month
Breaking News Nut Gas Research Foundation Declares Annual Awareness Month Funding remains at zero dollars. Determination remains at an all-time high. By The PITW…
The Nut Gas Incident: Inside PITW’s Greatest Unsolved Medical Mystery
League Investigation · Cold Case The Nut Gas Incident: Inside PITW’s Greatest Unsolved Medical Mystery Decades later, the science still can’t explain it. The…
Rumor Mill: Whispers From the Felt
Rumor Mill Rumor Mill: Whispers From the Felt Unverified. Unsourced. Unrepentant. Everything here is 30% true, and we won’t say which 30%. By A…
Hall of Fame: The Inaugural Class
Hall of Fame Hall of Fame: The Inaugural Class Before there were rankings, there were the people who showed up. The first names on…
This Day in PITW History: June 20
This Day in History This Day in PITW History: June 20 A daily look back at the league that refuses to let anything be…
Greatest Hands, Vol. 1: The Stand at the 224 Summit
Greatest Hands Greatest Hands, Vol. 1: The Stand at the 224 Summit The night Mondo dragged himself into a tie for the lead, and…
PITW Power Rankings — 2026, Vol. 1
Power Rankings PITW Power Rankings — 2026, Vol. 1 The first rankings of the season. Real ones, fake ones, and the ones that will…
Advanced Stats: Marland Leads League in Atmospheric Disruption
Advanced Statistics Marland Leads League in Atmospheric Disruption Introducing ADR (Atmospheric Disruption Rating), the metric nobody asked for and everybody needed. By The PITW…