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The 2023 Season Report: Terry Named Donkey Of The Year, Insists The Honor Is Both Real And An Insult
Lore · The 2023 Season Champion accepts trophy, files grievance against trophy in same breath. WOODLAND COMPLEX — In a development the League Historical…
The 2022 Season Report: Bish Edges Terry By Two Points In A Finish So Close Both Men Filed Complaints
Lore · The 2022 Season Two-point margin triggers dual grievance filings, one disputed ottoman, and the longest recount in League history. The League Historical…
The 2020 Season Report: Pandemic-Shortened Campaign Decided By Two Clams, Bish Declared Champion Of Whatever That Was
Lore · The 2020 Season A 20-Donkey field, a handful of tournaments, and a championship decided by the approximate weight of two damp Clams.…
The 2019 Season Report: Javier Wins Title, Credits Victory To Nut Gas And Refuses To Explain Further
Lore · The 2019 Season Champion logs 459 points, zero explanations, and one (1) ongoing federal-adjacent inquiry into the air around his chair. The…
The 2017 Season Report: Jim D Wins So Decisively The League Checked The Spreadsheet Three Times
Lore · The 2017 Season Champion’s margin so wide that three separate volunteers were sequestered to confirm the arithmetic was not a clerical hallucination.…
The 2016 Season Report: Mark C Posts Record 598, Immediately Investigated By Department Of Clam Security
Lore · The 2016 Season The Flock of Donkeys posted its highest total ever, and naturally that was the first sign something was deeply…
The 2015 Season Report: League Historians Confirm Exactly One (1) Night Of Poker Ever Happened
Lore · The 2015 Season After eighteen months of forensic spreadsheet recovery, the League Historical Preservation Committee can verify that poker was, at minimum,…
The 2014 Season Report: 48 Donkeys Enter, Chris B Leaves With Everyone’s Clams
Lore · The 2014 Season A record-shattering migration of forty-eight donkeys ended with one man, a duffel bag, and the structural collapse of everyone…