NutGas Emergency Ends After Neighborhood Evacuation; Friday Tournament Cleared to Proceed
The NutGas emergency is over. The neighborhood has been reopened, the man in the coconut cup has been removed, and Friday night’s tournament is…
Friday’s Tournament Postponed Following Nut Gas Event in the Bathroom
This Friday's tournament (July 10) is postponed after a Nut Gas Event contaminated the bathroom. A hazmat crew has been dispatched. Play resumes Friday,…
BREAKING: EPA Declares Former Poker In The Wood Host House a Level-4 Biological Hazard
The EPA has classified the former DeBeck residence — a founding PITW host home — as a Level-4 Biological Atmosphere Anomaly Site. Marland remains…
Jordan and Marland Put $200 Into a Side Pot, Both Get $100 Back, League Lawyers Confirm This Is Legal
Jordan put in $100. Marland put in $100. Jordan finished 9th. Marland finished 10th. Both got $100 back. Our lawyers say it's legal. The…
The Nut Gas Incident: Inside PITW’s Greatest Unsolved Medical Mystery
League Investigation · Cold Case The Nut Gas Incident: Inside PITW’s Greatest Unsolved Medical Mystery Decades later, the science still can’t explain it. The…
Nut Gas Research Foundation Declares Annual Awareness Month
Breaking News Nut Gas Research Foundation Declares Annual Awareness Month Funding remains at zero dollars. Determination remains at an all-time high. By The PITW…
League Officials Investigate Marland Gas Leak Event
League Investigation League Officials Investigate Marland Gas Leak Event An official inquiry has been opened. The felt has been quarantined. No players were harmed,…
Advanced Stats: Marland Leads League in Atmospheric Disruption
Advanced Statistics Marland Leads League in Atmospheric Disruption Introducing ADR (Atmospheric Disruption Rating), the metric nobody asked for and everybody needed. By The PITW…