Masked Strangers Invade Tourny S; Poker in the Wood Responds With Four Times the Bad Decisions
Mark scores 80 and takes the lead by two. The masked visitors leave a paper trail. Tonight: Quad, four times the points, 🦪 80…
THE OUTSIDERS HAVE ARRIVED: JAMES AND JAVIER ENTER THE WOODS
Two outsiders. One table. Several pre-filed excuses.
MARLAND GOES FULL NUT GUS
Two Bounties. 22 Points. No Mercy.
Authorities Confirm Mark Won; Gary Technically Also Participated
Mark took Tournament Q with 19 points, three bounties changed hands, and an official recount confirmed Gary still had one point.
NutGas Emergency Ends After Neighborhood Evacuation; Friday Tournament Cleared to Proceed
The NutGas emergency is over. The neighborhood has been reopened, the man in the coconut cup has been removed, and Friday night’s tournament is…
BREAKING: EPA Declares Former Poker In The Wood Host House a Level-4 Biological Hazard
The EPA has classified the former DeBeck residence — a founding PITW host home — as a Level-4 Biological Atmosphere Anomaly Site. Marland remains…
NutGas Scientists Confirm Double Points Night Causes Emotional Leakage in 93% of Players
A peer-reviewed report from the Institute for Poker Behavioral Sciences (a shed in Sonora) confirms Double Points Nights create double suffering for 93% of…
Billy Finishes 14th With 8 Points and Has Already Identified 11 External Factors That Were Responsible
Billy finished 14th with 8 points and spent 45 minutes cataloguing 11 external factors. The shuffle was mentioned 5 times. The moon was mentioned…
Jordan and Marland Put 🦪 200 Clams Into a Side Pot, Both Get 🦪 100 Clams Back, League Lawyers Confirm This Is Legal
Jordan put in 🦪 100 Clams. Marland put in 🦪 100 Clams. Jordan finished 9th. Marland finished 10th. Both got 🦪 100 Clams back.…