BREAKING: EPA Declares Former Poker In The Wood Host House a Level-4 Biological Hazard
The EPA has classified the former DeBeck residence — a founding PITW host home — as a Level-4 Biological Atmosphere Anomaly Site. Marland remains…
NutGas Scientists Confirm Double Points Night Causes Emotional Leakage in 93% of Players
A peer-reviewed report from the Institute for Poker Behavioral Sciences (a shed in Sonora) confirms Double Points Nights create double suffering for 93% of…
Billy Finishes 14th With 8 Points and Has Already Identified 11 External Factors That Were Responsible
Billy finished 14th with 8 points and spent 45 minutes cataloguing 11 external factors. The shuffle was mentioned 5 times. The moon was mentioned…
Jordan and Marland Put 🦪 200 Clams Into a Side Pot, Both Get 🦪 100 Clams Back, League Lawyers Confirm This Is Legal
Jordan put in 🦪 100 Clams. Marland put in 🦪 100 Clams. Jordan finished 9th. Marland finished 10th. Both got 🦪 100 Clams back.…