Friday’s Tournament Postponed Following Nut Gas Event in the Bathroom
This Friday's tournament (July 10) is postponed after a Nut Gas Event contaminated the bathroom. A hazmat crew has been dispatched. Play resumes Friday,…
NutGas Scientists Confirm Double Points Night Causes Emotional Leakage in 93% of Players
A peer-reviewed report from the Institute for Poker Behavioral Sciences (a shed in Sonora) confirms Double Points Nights create double suffering for 93% of…
Billy Finishes 14th With 8 Points and Has Already Identified 11 External Factors That Were Responsible
Billy finished 14th with 8 points and spent 45 minutes cataloguing 11 external factors. The shuffle was mentioned 5 times. The moon was mentioned…
The Nut Gas Incident: Inside PITW’s Greatest Unsolved Medical Mystery
League Investigation · Cold Case The Nut Gas Incident: Inside PITW’s Greatest Unsolved Medical Mystery Decades later, the science still can’t explain it. The…
Nut Gas Research Foundation Declares Annual Awareness Month
Breaking News Nut Gas Research Foundation Declares Annual Awareness Month Funding remains at zero dollars. Determination remains at an all-time high. By The PITW…
Film Room: Can Chance’s 5-3 Offsuit Strategy Be Stopped?
Film Room Can Chance’s 5-3 Offsuit Strategy Be Stopped? Our analysts break down the most committed relationship in league history: one man and his…
League Officials Investigate Marland Gas Leak Event
League Investigation League Officials Investigate Marland Gas Leak Event An official inquiry has been opened. The felt has been quarantined. No players were harmed,…
Advanced Stats: Marland Leads League in Atmospheric Disruption
Advanced Statistics Marland Leads League in Atmospheric Disruption Introducing ADR (Atmospheric Disruption Rating), the metric nobody asked for and everybody needed. By The PITW…
Rumor Mill: Whispers From the Felt
Rumor Mill Rumor Mill: Whispers From the Felt Unverified. Unsourced. Unrepentant. Everything here is 30% true, and we won’t say which 30%. By A…