Tim Hits 70 Points, League Briefly Considers Drug Testing His Math
Tim wins the June 26 Double Points Night with 70 points. Fourteen players showed up to a doubled-stakes donkfest. One of them prepared. The…
NutGas Scientists Confirm Double Points Night Causes Emotional Leakage in 93% of Players
A peer-reviewed report from the Institute for Poker Behavioral Sciences (a shed in Sonora) confirms Double Points Nights create double suffering for 93% of…
Terry’s 68-Point Night Causes Donkey Council to Enter Emergency Session That It Did Not Have Scheduled
Terry finished 2nd with 68 points, collected a Tim bounty, climbed from 11th to 7th in the standings, and described the evening as "yeah,…
Tim: 294 Points, 33-Point Lead Over Second Place, Zero Apologies Issued or Planned
Tim leads the 2026 Flock with 294 points, a 33-point margin over Bish, and an expression that suggests he has done the math and…
This Day In History: June 26, 2026 — Tim Went Absolutely Feral on Double Points Night and Multiple Historians Were Bothered
On June 26, 2026, Tim finished first with 70 points, two people collected his bounty, four bounties were claimed in total, and a $200…